How sad. When I first arrived here about five years ago, I thought Blogdrive was the shit. Now it's just shit. I'll be leaving this place once I transfer all my good entries over to my blogger blog. At least they make better improvements, upgrades and best of all, their servers are always reliable.

It's 15 days till my birthday. Nearly reaching three decades of existence! As my co-worker once said, "You hit 30 and It can only go downhill from there!" Between gripes and constant irritation with the forms of entertainment nowadays, I think I'm having a midlife crisis early. Lol. Quotes for this week "The E in Earth should be capitalized when talking about the planet. Unless the Autobots and Decepticons are fighting over a bag of soil, then yeah, lowercase is fine," ~ TFW.2005 Ultra Primal "A castrato, they cut off certain part of your anatomy before puberty," -my Music History teacher "Which part?" - my sly, 'reaching' classmate "I'm not gonna say it. It's glandular-..." "Well, there's a lot of glands..." " You're not gonna make me say it (name)! It's a gonad," giggles, smirks from around the room. "What gonad/! What is it..." "They cut off your nuts, man!" - my teacher's very hurried reply.

From the medical dictionary

of yours truly

Na·sa·ri·tis

-noun

The abnormal swelling of the olfactory organ or the nose; often due to excessive meddling, peeking over people's shoulders, tattle-telling and/or gossiping; causes isolation, annoyance, development of hatred, and an irredeemable mangled reputation among sufferers.

Treatment:

• Gluing one's forehead to the screen.
• Surgery for the malignant tongue
• Sodium concentrate mouthwash

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

 

1.  Never ever try to give a bunch of wild, spoiled looking teangers smoking like chimneys a hint that they're smoking in front of a NO SMOKING SIGN!

It doesn't matter if it's words or a slight nonverbal gesture (I tried to lead their eyes towards the sign)They will only turn away and snicker amongst themselves. A pretty good idea of how such kids will end up. Guess I was lucky. Imagine if they'd been junkies as well.

2. Devils don't always wear prada.

They could always be wearing some nameless, cheap China threads.Or Nada (and I don't just mean in the literal sense).

3. The old saying, "You can choose your friends but not your relatives".

Actually, it's an old lesson I just re-learned. Truly disappointing, to say the least. Won't elaborate for out of little respect for myself, that is.

4. All-you-can eat buffets are always no good. No matter what you tell yourself.

The same goes for fast food, pizza and airplane food. Hospital food, well, I can only say it's an acquired taste and besides, it's actually dietician and doctor prescribed.

5. You're old when you remember the time MTV showed Music videos and History and Discovery Channel showed science and history related shows not Reality shows!

Me thinks MTV should seriously consider renaming their network. But seriously, they're not good for anything anymore!

Postscript: What the heck is going on with Blogdrive? I can't make a post in either Mozilla or Opera anymore?! I have to switch back to, ugh Internet Explorer.